JC's definitions

dysamalectic

a dyslexic person trying to spell dyslexic

im not thick im dysamalectic

by jc October 15, 2003

Excitebike

The original Shiznit. It sux when you overheat though.

I got Excitebike for Christmas in 1988.

by JC March 22, 2005

floogem

to run a dumb bitch over with your scooter (usually the scooter has training wheels)

damn, he floogemed that old lady

by jc February 22, 2005

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005

sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way

"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."

by JC July 6, 2004

break wind

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.

What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?

by JC September 26, 2003

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004