JC's definitions

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

nova

A community college in northen virginia for university rejects

I'm only going to nova, but I'm transfering next semester.

by JC May 27, 2004

Baaaaaaaaybe

Used chiefly in greeting friends, and usually followed by the words No Joke. Can be used to address or close a sentnece or phrase. The multiple use of the letter A is to elongate the AY sound in the word babe.

Baaaaaaaaaaybe no joke, where is clip? Or you may say, You got no skills Baaaaaaaaaybe.

by JC March 16, 2005

plizan

coolified way of saying "plan"

That is a plizan

by JC October 14, 2003

Chillicothe

1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.

Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.

by JC March 22, 2005