JC's definitions

neologism

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.

"People who try to come up with neologisms to satisfy their egos are covered in neologism."

by JC February 17, 2004

Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005

B-Rizzle

blue rizlas

hey man, you got any b-rizzle im gonna make a blockbuster, which is a big spilf

by jc November 10, 2003

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

slunt

Pretty much every fuckhead who listens to modern music or who watches TV, or who sells this shit to others.

Damn! Tom Brokaw is such a slunt.

by JC February 17, 2004

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 2, 2004