75 definitions by JC
by JC March 23, 2005
A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.
by JC June 16, 2006
1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.
2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all
2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all
by JC October 29, 2002
by JC May 27, 2004
Used chiefly in greeting friends, and usually followed by the words No Joke. Can be used to address or close a sentnece or phrase. The multiple use of the letter A is to elongate the AY sound in the word babe.
by JC March 16, 2005
A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.
by JC October 7, 2004