JC's definitions

Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

by JC February 17, 2004

Mic

catholic mofo, no one likes a catholic

those mic's are burning the protestants again

by jc May 20, 2004

yams yams yams

a common slang to describe the pictorial of a man spreading his glory hole, goatse, or www.goatse.cx

"man that guy yammed me"

by JC January 30, 2003

Up the wrongun

Anal sex. From 'up the wrong one' in reference to the anus as opposed to the vagina.

She takes it up the wrong'in

by JC October 19, 2004

pretty titty

identifying a girl who isn't hot, but has large breasts

Yo check out that girl, shes pretty titty

by jc May 6, 2004

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002

cumtaminate

one who contaminates with cum

he totally cumtaminated her.

by JC October 14, 2003