heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004
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B-Rizzle

blue rizlas
hey man, you got any b-rizzle im gonna make a blockbuster, which is a big spilf
by jc November 10, 2003
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dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding
the new guy is such a dafu
by JC January 05, 2005
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sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way
"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."
by JC July 06, 2004
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break wind

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?
by JC September 26, 2003
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technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.
My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!
by jC November 02, 2004
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jcflyer

Misterious, Enigma, Maze
JcFlyeR is an Enigma.
by JC August 22, 2003
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