JC's definitions

Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.

Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.

by Jc June 18, 2006

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004

Tagen

Is my best friend!!! i lov you Tagen Ann!!! I will always be here for you!!!If you ever need me give me a ring!! i dont care how late it is i will ALWAYS be tehre for you!!! An i mean it!!! No 1 will get in the way of our friendship! not even that slut britt!!!!

Tagen you are a great friend!!!

by Jc February 8, 2005

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

daric

A boy who is very good looking, funny, and just damn sexy but likes to fuck fat chicks.

thats so daric --meaning. . your hot, but u fuck fat chicks. you suck.

by JC March 16, 2005

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

the niestrath

one who consumes large amounts of liquor and hot sauce.known for creating horrible smells that cause regurgitation.

Jimmy did the niestrath and puked everywhere in his car.

by jc April 16, 2005