JC's definitions

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005

baiting

An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy.

OMGzors I wasn't serious LOLz0rs!!!111 I was just baiting you and you fell for it!!

by JC October 22, 2004

slunt

Pretty much every fuckhead who listens to modern music or who watches TV, or who sells this shit to others.

Damn! Tom Brokaw is such a slunt.

by JC February 17, 2004

technola

A little bit technically inclined.. a little bit granola. But not Indie.

My technola boyfriend fixed my computer then we went out and cleaned up the universe!

by jC November 2, 2004

sexalicious

Something very good or appealing, but not necessarily in a sexual way

"We won the lottery? Sexalicious!"
"That new girl is sexalicious."

by JC July 6, 2004

break wind

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.

What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?

by JC September 26, 2003

Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006