JC's definitions

nova

A community college in northen virginia for university rejects

I'm only going to nova, but I'm transfering next semester.

by JC May 27, 2004

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

I WILL BUST YOU

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST CUZ IM GONNA RAM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

-Ahhhhhnold Schwarzenegger

Said to anybody stupid enough to mess with you while on an acid trip, in a shitty mood, or they are just say something really gay.

"You have have schmegma stains on your pants!"
"It's fucking mayonnaise you fuck-mook!"
"I don't think so..."
"Enough! I WILL BUST YOU!"

by JC May 29, 2004

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004

gives up the ass

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.

"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".

by JC June 12, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004