A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025
by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024
A Giga Chad with big bowling ball sized balls who leaks the IP addresses of any little degenerate who decides to disrespect him.
by JBJB69420 December 12, 2023
Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.
Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!
Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!
Jon and Vinnie: Team?
Mason: HELL YES!
Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!
Jon and Vinnie: Team?
Mason: HELL YES!
by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025
A gay partner who likes asshole playand likes dildos being shoved up all the way into the large intestine. They offen like to dress up in feminine clothing.
Nicholas: that cock burger was good!
Dexon: well it's time to be my booty brother SLUT!!
Nicholas: (gulp) ok then daddy.
Dexon: well it's time to be my booty brother SLUT!!
Nicholas: (gulp) ok then daddy.
by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024
A Karen like figure Inbitwen the age of 20-40 she most likely has a scatt and piss fetish. And likes to practice souding. She is very agreseve tords children and is totally not my 4th grade music teacher.
by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024
A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.
Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024