SQAT

Sitting Quietly and Typing. A more truthful form of LOL.
Grace: So, how're you doing today?
Flula: Oh, you know, ok. SQAT.
by JB42 October 11, 2014
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Day day

Mum: It's time for your day day Jonny
Jonny: Day day mummy
by JB42 October 09, 2011
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Posthummus

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.
I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.
by JB42 May 31, 2011
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Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.
Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
by JB42 November 20, 2010
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Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.
Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.
by JB42 December 22, 2011
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social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.
Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.
by JB42 January 07, 2014
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Wedstock

I just had the most awesome weekend ever at Wedstock! A couple of my mates just put on this sweet music festival for their wedding!
by JB42 May 31, 2011
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