Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 20, 2010

Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 22, 2011

SQAT

Sitting Quietly and Typing. A more truthful form of LOL.

Grace: So, how're you doing today?
Flula: Oh, you know, ok. SQAT.

by JB42 October 11, 2014

Day day

1. A nap
2. Antonym of night night

Mum: It's time for your day day Jonny
Jonny: Day day mummy

by JB42 October 09, 2011

Füdenschit

Food to eat whilst on a German / Bavarian themed pub crawl.

We've done the first 6 pubs and it's almost lunch; fancy getting some füdenschit?

by JB42 October 28, 2010

Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

by JB42 November 13, 2014

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 22, 2010