JB42's definitions

Day day

1. A nap
2. Antonym of night night

Mum: It's time for your day day Jonny
Jonny: Day day mummy

by JB42 October 9, 2011

Posthummus

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.

I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.

by JB42 October 31, 2011

Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 27, 2011

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 21, 2010

Parahawking

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

by JB42 December 27, 2011

social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

by JB42 January 7, 2014

Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

by JB42 November 13, 2014