Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
by jb October 26, 2004
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gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.
Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'
by jb January 16, 2004
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arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
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wazzak

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
by JB June 18, 2006
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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 12, 2003
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luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.
Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.
by jB August 24, 2003
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fist job

Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).
I gave him a fist job for Valentines day
by JB February 27, 2005
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