call me

to call someone..using some sort of telephone (communication device before instant messaging)

erin said call me for some hot phone sex. i said no man.

by jason April 26, 2004

dark

A dork that narks frequently during peak hours of the day. It is particularly apparent during autumnal equialnox and aurora boralias is visible.

Eric darked Joe out to Yalena

The hu ke lau is full of darks

by Jason February 23, 2005

assass

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

by Jason June 25, 2003

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 07, 2005

Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.

That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.

by Jason April 13, 2005

cosh

A baton, often used by Police, that extends out when flicked.

"Fuck, that feds got a cosh, don't mess man."

by Jason May 23, 2003

waterfalls

a massive uncontrolled release of diarrhea

Raph took a massive waterfall while mary and wu listened in with awe.

by JAson April 18, 2005