Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 04, 2004

Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.

That guy is a complete shempo.

by Jason July 30, 2003

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

by Jason January 01, 2004

spark

To punch someone.

I sparked him.

by Jason May 23, 2003

Fran

The most incredible person someone could be friend with. Kind, caring, beautiful, everything else. Listens to you when your in need and will be there for you. Easily the most astounding and coolest girl a guy could meet.


Anyone else notice all the positive definitions aboutt the name Fran?
See, Fran, your awesome. :)

1:"Holy crap, you were with Fran last night?"
2: "Damn man your one lucky son of a bitch"
1: "Amen to that."
2: "I hear shes so cool."
1: "I hear shes cooler than you! Ooooh Dissed!"
2: *Tear* *tear*

by Jason April 13, 2004

goggin on my noggin

a phrase that has its history in a very very stoned day in da boro, tennessee.

it means "giving me oral sex"

I was completely baked, and getting head. I didnt really think about what I was saying, and uttered the following "Dude, shes totally goggin on my noggin".

by jason July 04, 2004