JAson's definitions

big bubba

The big fat asshole in jail who assfucks every guy

Haha, Big Bubba fucked your asshole good... made it bleeeeeeeeeeeed!

by Jason December 27, 2003

Flatline

Metal band based out of Los Angeles. Usually associated with leather clad women drinking beer and being generally slutty, kick ass chicks.

Wow, man!! We went to that Flatline show at The Whisky, and they kicked ass! I also got to go home with a hottie in a Flaline T-shirt..

by Jason January 28, 2005

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

harharharharharhar

Someones laugh.

Gob started laughing harharharharharhar.

by Jason April 27, 2003

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

ginny

A cute feminine name for the vagina, and most importantly you can use it in front of the ladies

I sure would like to get a look at ginny tonight.

by Jason December 27, 2002

Wazza

A fucked-up whiny little bitch. Usually will attach itself to a group of people and refuse to let go

Fuck off wazza, you aren't welcome here.

by Jason February 1, 2005