Definitions by JAmes

Dashboard Confessional 

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.

I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.

Dashboard Confessional by James February 10, 2005

pimp 

To make better, to fix up,

Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc

pimp by James February 9, 2005

kirste harrison 

James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.

Kirste you are beautiful

*kirste* shut up james

kirste harrison by James February 9, 2005

ruby 

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

ruby by James February 7, 2005

bliksem 

From Afrikaans through South African English

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk

bliksem by james February 2, 2005

benb 

A person(s)from Maine.

You are such a hick, go back to benb!

benb by james February 2, 2005

fedex 

One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.

Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.

fedex by James January 29, 2005