JAck's definitions

reef

Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour

Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges

by Jack December 10, 2004

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004

Wombat

A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.

"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

dildo-trained

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

by Jack June 23, 2004

meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

by Jack August 9, 2003