JAck's definitions

cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

by JACK January 10, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

quish

The substance that oozes out of a vagina all day long after getting cum inside of.

"This damn quish is has made a wet spot on my white pants"

"Don't cum inside me again, I don't want to be quishy all day"

by Jack January 17, 2005

boo boo

of less quality or for immediate use SEE bootleg,Ghetto

*common area of usage is cleveland but i took it to columbus

that homemade sled is very BOO BOO

by jack March 9, 2003

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 8, 2003