spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 04, 2004

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

bushee

a small child. Usually blonde and very impressionable. Easily lead by older role-models. Wears ugly clothes and, if a girl, has terrible make up and accessories.

Roubicca was very angry that the small bushee child wouldn't leave her alone.

by Jack June 19, 2006

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Face Wave

When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.

Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.

by JACK January 22, 2005