lamebrain

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain
by jack December 13, 2003
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That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.
Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.
by Jack September 11, 2004
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pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.
by jack August 07, 2004
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so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.
Check it out dude, she is so-titties.
by jack July 27, 2003
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snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour
yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.
by Jack April 06, 2004
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mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.
I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.
by Jack February 26, 2005
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