JAck's definitions

Hotdoging

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

by Jack March 12, 2005

Xyth

Aka Xythey. Person who is exceptionally ass-kicking in NS, AA, Astrowars, and TS.

Omgzorz! It's Xyth! Run for your friggin lives!

by Jack March 16, 2004

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003