JAck's definitions

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 8, 2003

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

hooter brown

anpther word for ass

i am going to kick your hooter brown

by jack July 25, 2004

forbush

In favor of or on behalf of bushes.

Because i like anything green, I am forbush.

by jack May 27, 2003

tricks

people a prostitue fucks

That hoe turns like 100 tricks a day

by Jack May 13, 2005

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006