JAY's definitions

Bubs

Bubs can fix cars and marriges hack he can dance shake once shake twice give me some suger and speice

by jay August 23, 2003

Herm

one who has both male and female sex organs

that it is a herm

by Jay May 10, 2003

blaccent

someone, who is not black that tries to talk black

yo, wassup my dawg?

by Jay May 1, 2004

Jowse

Playin, Just Kidding, Sike, Yeah Right

Person 1: Yo, spot me a five right quick

Person 2: Jowse!!, I'm broke

by Jay May 22, 2004

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader

Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.

by Jay November 17, 2003

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004