JAY's definitions

raw hide

tight, a really cool thing or place.

That Shady shirt is so RAW HIDE!

by Jay May 17, 2004

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

stink nugget

little ball of shit

when you shit little doughnut balls instead of logs

by jay April 25, 2003

The Pen Is Mightier

A Penis Pump

"Alex trebek id like to use the Penis Mightier"

by Jay March 20, 2003

def

def /def/ adj. to describe a person, thing, or event that is cool. iarchaic, circa 1981/i

"yo, mah pizzles, I got da hook-up at this def new club. It's suppose ta be off da hizzy"

by Jay January 19, 2003

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 8, 2004

pukaki

A form of which when another releases his/her fecis on another's face while making forms of having sex, or just being plain fucking sick.

Wow, pukaki from everywhere, whod know it would end up there.

by Jay February 9, 2004