cleavass

butt cleavage

u see the cleavass on that fat bitch? she needs to pull up her pants

by jay August 1, 2003

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

by Jay April 5, 2005

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

Durp

When you burn someone.

When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.

by Jay February 14, 2004

hwing

vb. the action of doing one's homework (used in messaging)

dude, leave meeh alone, im hwing

by Jay June 23, 2004

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004