JAY's definitions

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

fucked

a person who has had hardcore sex

i got fucked last nite

by Jay September 15, 2004

dirt lip

Usually freshman or softmores in high school who let little buds of hair grown between their nose and theire top lip. They seem to not care it's there.

Man, that freshman has such a dirt lip.

by Jay October 3, 2003

Jaun

A pronoun, used to replace things. Instead of saying "please find the fork" say "please find the jaun"

"Yo, these jauns is tight son!"

by Jay March 10, 2004

Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

by Jay July 1, 2003

chenging

Yorkshire slang for being wasted on crack cocaine or heroin. Same definition as gauching.

I saw that bleddy crank chenging it out on the rocks last night!

by Jay June 18, 2005

titty fucking

ramming one's penis rapidly in between a set of gigantic tits

That fucking whore needs a real good titty fucking

by jay April 29, 2003