JAY's definitions

swizz

A.K.A. swiee, O.C. it is oxycontin.

we pickin up some SWIZZ this weekend?

by jay May 27, 2004

Buckie

refered to as "bottle of beat the wife" as it usually leads to violence as women

goin for a bottle of beat da wife

by jay November 23, 2004

get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.

Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.

by jay October 9, 2004

jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

by Jay March 11, 2003

jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

by Jay July 4, 2004

paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

by Jay April 23, 2005

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003