@JAY's definitions

upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

karlo

a handsome, intelligent, athletic, and perfect in every way man

karlo is so versatile

by jay June 9, 2003

floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore!

by Jay September 15, 2003

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.

Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.

by Jay September 9, 2003

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004