JASON's definitions

rtfq

Read The Fuckin' Question

My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.

by Jason January 9, 2004

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 12, 2003

slide

to move in or out; Heavily used in the southeast region

I'm bout to slide up out dis joint!

by Jason November 22, 2003

Fazizzle

It has gone crazy

My shizzle has gone fazizzle

by jason December 10, 2003

high ball

someone who is stoned, usually on pot.

That suse is a highball.

by Jason May 18, 2004