JASON's definitions

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

ginny

A cute feminine name for the vagina, and most importantly you can use it in front of the ladies

I sure would like to get a look at ginny tonight.

by Jason December 27, 2002

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

Wazza

A fucked-up whiny little bitch. Usually will attach itself to a group of people and refuse to let go

Fuck off wazza, you aren't welcome here.

by Jason February 1, 2005

motabalize

it is like cunjoin

by jason February 4, 2003

fagmatag

someone who you do not like, and you suspect to be gay but they have not told any one they are gay, also used as an insult

piss off u fagmatag

by jason April 12, 2004