JASON's definitions

simpsons

The greatest show in the history of telivision.

Turn that war bullshit off, the Simpsons are on.

by jason June 2, 2003

gigantism

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.

"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."

by Jason January 9, 2004

What the buns?

(1) What the hell, I can't believe it! (2) What the fuck?

What the buns is he doing on the girls team?

by Jason October 1, 2003

Fart it

To bookmark a website/page.

"He check out this site".. "yea cool, I farted it" or "This sites cool you should fart it."

by Jason January 20, 2005

whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Haterade

A drink similar to gatorade but much tastier and they drink it when they are Mad.

Fucker! dont call me a bitch! "drinks some haterade"

by Jason August 23, 2004

Zozing

(To Zoze)

A: According to Ricky... to engage in "Study Hall."

B: According to Jason and Jordan, to cuddle in a way in which the couple appears to be sleeping when in fact theyre spooning, groping, and probably even kissing.

One night Ricky walked into the room and saw Ryan and Zoe Zozing it up on his bed. He said "Hi."

by Jason February 13, 2005