JASON's definitions

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by Jason September 18, 2002

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006

Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

Shepards Bush

1. A part of London where you can find many Carribbean resturants.
2. A farmers pubic hairs.

1. "Mikey, lets roll it on down Shepards Bush, I want some jerk chicken!"

2. "Shit, look at that Shepards Bush!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

hatefuck

"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."

I love to hatefuck all of my ex girlfriends in the back of my pickuptruck.

by Jason April 11, 2003

smooth

the process of smoothing; trying to get with a girl and succeeding

oh-oh smooth. Damn that is quality smooth.
Jason: (Feeling on his g/f)
Steve: Oh Oh smooth, (last name of person) smooth.

by jason June 23, 2003