JASON's definitions

the one

1.The single being who is able to return balance to the force.
2.The only person able to change the matrix as he sees fit, and conquer the machines that have taken over the world.

1."And you believe that you have found the one, this boy?"
2."Neo is the one from the prophecy."

by Jason June 26, 2003

fireball

Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)

She gives a good fireball

by Jason February 26, 2003

two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

skinny

The computer controlled players in old school (Atari, Intlevision Original NES etc) games, particularly sports.

I can't believe the skinny caught me from behind on the one yard line.

by Jason May 21, 2004

cable

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

by Jason July 28, 2004

ramshackle

Tag-team sex on a woman, or the hardest and roughest sex you've ever had in your life.

Jason and Andrew are going to ramshackle her.

by Jason December 12, 2004

lintrix

Name of a person with pure ownage

Lintrix is ownage.

by Jason March 17, 2003