blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 07, 2004

GP

1. Abv. A General Practiciton.
2. Abv. Graheme Park - A badass area in Londons bourough of Barnet.

1. "Francescas, goto the GP and get your HIV test done."

2. "The whole of GP is after us!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

pussy make looser

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!

This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!

by Jason March 25, 2003

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 01, 2003

Gena

A guy who sucks at UO and doesn't play on a really really mad shard that his friend plays on.

Gena likes to be called jenna

by JaSoN November 17, 2003

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005