JASON's definitions

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

68

A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone without receiving the favor in return.

69

Man: "Hey baby, how about we 69?"

Woman: "How about we 68?"

Man:"?"

Woman: "That's where you do me and I owe ya one."

by jason December 6, 2004

hatefuck

"The act of fucking someone you loathe, in a vicious manner, because you secretly find them attractive and hate yourself for it."

I love to hatefuck all of my ex girlfriends in the back of my pickuptruck.

by Jason April 11, 2003

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by Jason September 18, 2002

Shepards Bush

1. A part of London where you can find many Carribbean resturants.
2. A farmers pubic hairs.

1. "Mikey, lets roll it on down Shepards Bush, I want some jerk chicken!"

2. "Shit, look at that Shepards Bush!"

by Jason May 24, 2003