butterface

too much makeup.. they use a paint roller to apply

Jane buttered herself for John's visit hoping to hunch him

by James March 28, 2003

sick party

A bunch of friends sitting around, wearing those doctor masks or whatever...because theyre sick, and going out in public would be inconsiderate

instead of going to school today, my friends and i had a sick party

by james December 15, 2003

Pussy Pumper

Mans sex toy

Finley takes good care of his pussy pumper

by James March 10, 2003

Fitzroy

A rather attractive male who is incredibly stupid

Can be used as both a derogatory or complimentary work

Complimentary: Oh look at him, he’s such a Fitzroy.

Derogatory: My Gawd that was such a Fitzroy thing to do.

by James June 08, 2004

clarts

Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside

"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!

by James August 01, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 06, 2004

Pre cum

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant

She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum

by James March 10, 2003