Honeyslut

A term used to describe a young babe (female) who appears to be slightly slutty, yet not over doing it. Highly attractive female who would probably do you if you worked her.
Check out that honeyslut, she probably wants it now.
by James March 29, 2003
mugGet the Honeyslutmug.

helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face
Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.
by james March 10, 2003
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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.
Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!
by James February 24, 2004
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pole policy

A rule created by james.
If she licks it, I get to stick it.
by James March 11, 2003
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bliksem

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk
by james February 02, 2005
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monday cuppy

Like Scottish football except better.

We can actually play... well some of us.

Liam outlines the majority of what can be said about this unbelievable spectacle. No doubt everyone in Maths during 4th period on a Monday will sit with their eyes glued to the window: albeit by Mrs. Copland for them not writing the notes!

It has more drama than all of those crap Aussie soaps added together and best of all, has the worst goalkeeper in existence... no, not Aberdeen's keeper, but the mighty Timbo. Can't catch a cold. Doesn't recognise a foul. Doesn't understand that a shot which goes in between the posts (which are beautifully constructed with bags and tend to be 2 ft wide), under the (imaginary) crossbar and over the line.. counts as a fecking goal.

Scott likes to whine and cry as he goes out first round every week thanks to dubious penalties awarded by Timbo against him (which happen to be the only penalties awarded by Timbo. Ever.)

Chuchter likes to whine and cry too yet is inaudible as he is an inbred farmer that no-one can make out a word he says so everyone takes it as speech of unimportance and carries on regardless.

Then there's Nick K. Poaching bastard!

Everyone else is fine and have been explained, again by Liam, above.
Monday cuppy has been cancelled for the first time. Ever! This occurs/occured (depends when you're reading this) on the 14th of March 2005. Reason: shitty guidance having S.E. then instead of Friday. Arseholes.
by James March 13, 2005
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fridged

A woman/girl who is scared of having sex
She was a fridge
by James March 10, 2003
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