JAKE's definitions

DL

dick lash

my friend got dl in the face.

by jake April 29, 2003

jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.

(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.

by Jake January 29, 2004

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 6, 2004

bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.

'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'

by Jake February 27, 2005

blower

car-talk for "supercharger"

His '69 Buick SKYLARK has a blower.

Her '67 Mustang is blown, not aftermarket turbo'd.

by Jake February 25, 2004