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Definitions by JAKE

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."
Red Sox by Jake February 8, 2005
The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.
"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"
fnarg by jAkE February 8, 2005
Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)
"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"
Mo by jake February 7, 2005
One who is only attracted to minorites.
hoon by Jake February 7, 2005
1. A four sided die (d4) popular in role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.
"Ouch, Tom. Put your caltrop back into your dice bag..."
caltrop by Jake February 6, 2005
my shoes are orig or i have orig shoes
orig by Jake February 4, 2005
Totally fashion core, with a very homosexual twist.
omg, that kid is dressed sooo maupin.
maupin by jake February 4, 2005