Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.

Why is Furby eating a paper towel?

by Jake December 09, 2003

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

najibsy-nazar

no way

ron: can i borrow 20 G's to bail my marms out?
Jim: najibsy-nazar

by Jake May 02, 2003

East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.

"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"

by Jake March 22, 2005

fazy

the point of alcoholic intoxication when you are in between "buzzin" and "faded"

yeah bro, after sluggin that 40oz i was pretty fazy

by jake January 02, 2005

Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 01, 2005

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004