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Definitions by JAKE

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.
Dude, that ref is really annoying.
ref by jake April 17, 2005
This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.
Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.
Monikola by Jake April 15, 2005
something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting
Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS
Yowzas by jake April 14, 2005

yo moma jokes 

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on
hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"
yo moma jokes by jake April 13, 2005
The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.
J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"
blizted by Jake April 13, 2005
an amazing band that one day, will own the heavy metal music industry
A: Dude! Did you hear idiopanic haul fuckin ass at that show?
B: Hellz yeah! They made all the other bands look like corn sharks!
idiopanic by jAkE April 12, 2005
g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.
fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!
g unit! by jake April 11, 2005