JACK's definitions

pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

by jack February 20, 2005

t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth

her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin

by Jack February 19, 2004

celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

by Jack March 4, 2005

doping

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.

An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.

It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.

The swimmer was disqualified after their post-meet testing revealed them to be blood doping.

by Jack April 2, 2004

ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it

Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!

by Jack June 12, 2004

Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 16, 2004

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005