JACK's definitions

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

little pissant

worthless shit eating piece of crap stanky pussy.

"you're a fucking little pissant."

by Jack October 7, 2004

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 5, 2005

a skanky ass hoe

Slut that will do anything (for free/money) you tell her to.

cocksuckers

by Jack September 4, 2003

sobig

virus that is spreading like wildfire

by jack August 23, 2003