JACK's definitions

redneck

One who's neck is of a red color.

George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.

by jack May 16, 2003

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 8, 2003

fagotron

A very flagrantly gay person.

My fagotron RC gave Kevin a handjob.

by Jack May 6, 2003

peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.

Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.

by Jack April 30, 2003

Hey Guys

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.

Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.

by Jack April 28, 2003

yons

short miget that likes the cock

hey ur a yons

by jack April 28, 2003