mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.
I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.
by Jack February 26, 2005
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Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
by Jack February 13, 2005
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summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."
by Jack August 05, 2003
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yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC
U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!
by Jack January 14, 2004
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reef

Dirty non-fizzy alco-pop. comes in various 'flavours' none of which taste much like the fruit they're based on. Generally overpriced and found in the company of underage slags or trendy types who 'need' to have that new flavour
Orange reef. doesn't taste much like oranges
by Jack December 10, 2004
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bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.
For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog
by jack February 28, 2005
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flaget

a male member of a colorguard who enjoys twirlling flags; usually homosexual
What the hell.. someone get that damn flaget off the field.
by Jack September 22, 2003
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