funny farm

The insane asylum, nuthouse, padded palace. Where you go if you do something crazy.

He was just sent to the funny farm because he was defecating in public while proclaiming the end was near.

by J. Malik March 01, 2006

carabinieri

Paramilitary police force of the country of Italy. Official name is "Arma dei Carabinieri" meaning in English "Carabinieri Corps", or as called by their countrymen "La Benemerita", or "Meritorious Corps", for thier bravery and commitment to public service. Functions performed by Carabinieri are very similar to American police officers. Carabinieri are also deployed abroad like regular combat soldiers in times of war.

I just got robbed, I'd better call the Carabinieri.

The American and the Carabiniere defended their post for the enemy's attack.

by J. Malik November 13, 2005

Half Past Never

A reference to a time that will never come.

A: What time is good to meet you here at??

B: Let's try half past never.

by J. Malik April 11, 2006