Definitions by J. Michael Reiter
Man nap
Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...
Man nap by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2005
Brasshole
Typically, gruntspeak for an officer that should be fucking well fragged when the oppurtunity and moment to kill the motherfucker with a grenade, fragmentation, hand is at hand. That moment generally happens on things like patrols, or when the victim is taking a shit at the shit pit...
Damn Brassholes. They gotta keep coming to this section's common area like a bunch of fucking tourists!!!!
Brasshole by J. Michael Reiter August 3, 2005
Karate.
Okinawan Unarmed Combat, that has been treated like shit by any one of its practictioners, not to mention the most recent ones as of the late 1980's by many a snotty nosed kid and young adult alike.
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
Karate. by J. Michael Reiter June 16, 2005
AOL Disk
Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.
Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...
Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...
AOL Disk by J. Michael Reiter May 22, 2005
Banana Split
1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...
2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
Banana Split by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
Banana Boat
1.
an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.
2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.
an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.
2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.
Banana Boat by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
Earth
a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.
Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.
Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.
Earth by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005