jiz rag

A kid named Yang that cleans up everyone's jiz.

Hey jiz rag, hurry up, we're going to dinner.

by J-dog February 23, 2004

Dutuduh

A phrase which Carlos Mencia on "Mind of Mencia" uses to point out that a comment is obvious, or stupid.

"Dude! You're so annoying!"
"Thats cause he's British."
"Dutuduh!

by J-dog June 15, 2006

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 22, 2003

FLEB

Fucking Liberal Environmentalist Bastard

Most celebrities are FLEBs. (and assholes).

by J-Dog July 21, 2004

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 26, 2005

down syndrome

A phrase used to make fun of someone after they have done something stupid. Also, a disease similar to mental retardation. Many people who have down syndrome have competed in the Special Olympics.

What the hell is your problem! Are you down syndrome or something?

by J-dog April 10, 2005

Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

by J-dog April 26, 2005