J-dawg's definitions

spliff

A joint (marijuana cigarette)sometimes rolled with half weed, half tobaco, or sprinkled along the bud.

Smoke a big spliff with some good sensimillia

by J-Dawg November 7, 2003

tweal

the epitome of awesomeness,
scrumtrilescent

Dude! That movie was so tweal.

by J-Dawg April 25, 2005

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 1, 2005

spongonbadoo

an exclamation, to express excitement or anticipation about an upcoming event.

we gettin crunk tonight? spongonbadooooo!!

by j-dawg November 9, 2004

Pimp-tastic

Supa Fly Lady Killer yet always stylin and profilin...and also know to be chillin like a villian

Last night was pimp-tastic I was all ...afta the show its the afta party...afta the party its the hotel lobby...

by J-Dawg June 21, 2003

Goldschlager

(n)- Cinnamon schnapps liqueur (40%) with gold flakes. Rapid consumption results in inebriation and eventual disorientation which eventually leads to unconsciousness. Upon consciousness, causes one to realize they are in someone else's bed in A/B with their pants 1/2 off. At this point, friends help one up and one proceeds with puking. Then there is more disorientation, eventually leading to another state of unconsciousness. Later the next morning, it is realized that stolen furniture polish was thrown out one's window.

J-Dawg, you drinking Goldschlager?

by J-Dawg January 28, 2004

zeppy

When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't.

While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "Man that car is so zeppy!"

by J-dawg March 9, 2005