Definitions by J-Thatch
Giga-vaping
A rip from a vape plugged in to charge, from an improper source, such as a Playstation or industrial machinery, or anything with a USB port that would act as an informal hooka.
My buddy won't stop giga-vaping off my toaster, send help, I think his mod is gonna explode dragonberry punch juice all over my kitchen
Giga-vaping by J-Thatch May 31, 2025
Ian-shot
Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Game Hopper
A gamer with ADHD, someone who at random will change the game they've been grinding to an entirely different genre. Beating a game is not their strong suit, but these types of players have a long resume in gaming experience across platforms and styles. When the planets align, and this player is into the same game as you, you will have their entire focus, teamwork, and someone who will take any role needed for the group.
"Bro, we need help taking this fortress, where is James?!"
"He's a game hopper man, right now he's playing Super Monkey Ball"
"What the f*ck?!"
"He's a game hopper man, right now he's playing Super Monkey Ball"
"What the f*ck?!"
Game Hopper by J-Thatch January 18, 2024
choke an eagle
Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.
"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."
"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube
"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube
choke an eagle by J-Thatch March 4, 2022
explosiphobia
The irrational fear of objects capable of popping or exploding. This includes but is not limited to, propane tanks, gasoline, oxygen, fireworks, weapons, and even balloons.
His explosiphobia intesified at the sight of the balloon animals
explosiphobia by J-Thatch November 10, 2019
necro-twin
A videogame-inspired adjective, describing a place between two opposing paths, of which you will encounter death in either one. The term is best used when a player or person is stuck directly center of a pathway with only two entry points, and will encounter enemies from both directions, leading to their demise.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
This term is actually useful to other teammates or friends, as it describes the situation, and their help can be the only way out.
"oh shit! Guys I'm stuck in a Necro-twin! If I go left, that sniper will kill me! If I go right, there's a guy waiting for me to pop out and I'll get shot up!!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
Friend: "I'll get the sniper, run when I say it's clear!"
necro-twin by J-Thatch June 11, 2018