Limited longhorn

Best damn truck ever made. Obviously a ram, leather interior. Heated and cooled seats. High output Cummins. The hole in the roof. It’s got everything you could want. Smells like you’re sitting in a new baseball glove Other trucks want to be it. And Toyota owners will never attain it

I wish I could buy a limited longhorn, but I bought my wife a new car so I get to drive her old one. I have cash but I just bought lsv on credit. Camper is paid off but I have nothing to pull it. Guess I’ll never get to another nascar race. At least I can have a rowdy energy

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

A good tylering

When you get a mop handle shoved up your ass farther than Tyler did in 13 reasons why

I could go for a good tylering right now, I hope there’s no blood this time

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

WTM

Acronym for “Where’s the men”

Janice - “WTM at! I need some cock”

Kevin - “ go away Janice you smell like you were cleaning off a sack skid with that mouth”

by J rock from the dirty E August 17, 2022

Samantha Busch

Someone who wears bright red lipstick, marries for money and always dresses to impress

Look at Samantha Busch over there, you know she didn’t marry kyle for his looks

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

Beef shack

A used up puss hole thats just been finished in. Looks like a roast beef dripping with mozzarella and baptized in juice

Damn Becky get that beef shack out of my face. I’m not eating that

Damn I just finished off Becky so hard. Looks like a beef shack down there

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Denny Hamlin

Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle

“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”

“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower

by J rock from the dirty E August 06, 2022

Beaver Boy

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.

Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025