J R.'s definitions

bro mitzvah

A bro's right of passage.

Today Little Vigo is celebrating his Bro Mitzvah. We should all be there to celebrate.

by J R. August 10, 2009

bro scape

V. manipulation of any portion of body or facial hair in which a bro believes makes him look rad. Often bros are really stoked about doing a little bro scaping.

Brobraham, I'm so stoked about this party, but first I've gotta work on my bro scape.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Brosus

The bro that made the ultimate sacrifice.

Son of Broseph.

It is widely debated whether it was a Broman or a Broburg that sacrificed Brosus.

by J R. August 11, 2009

broburg

the individual for which a bro mitzvah occurs.

Generally is not a believer in Brosus.

Hey are you going to your broburg's bro mitzvah?

by J R. August 11, 2009

Broman

A roman bro. Can often be seen in his brostance exsponcing is broberries or tossing Brostians to lions.

Despite killing Brostians, the Bromans are now great friends with the Pope.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Brostians

Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.

Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.

by J R. August 11, 2009