J E Walker's definitions

buttbomb

explosive device packed into the rectum of a terrorist.

When the flight attendent saw the passenger hike his leg and flick the lighter, she though he was just lighting a fart like the pilots do.

by J E Walker November 13, 2003

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

committee

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.

The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.

by J E Walker July 1, 2003

commiepinkofag

Variation of Pinkofagcommie. A weenie who is afraid that somewhere someone is doing what he pleases and enjoying life.

My commiepinko fag brother-in-law is founding president of Gay Communists Agaist God.

by J E Walker November 2, 2003

gurge

vomit (from regurgitate)

"Man, I just about gurg(ed) when I saw all that hair around her nipples."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.

Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"

by J E Walker April 29, 2003