J 0 K A's definitions

barney

1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on

barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*

by J 0 K A January 23, 2005

wee wee

a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches

Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!

by J 0 K A January 29, 2006

gas guzzler

any american car made in the world

I own an Excursion. It gets about 8 miles per gallon. It's a true gas guzzler

by J 0 K A October 4, 2005

sow

Shit On Wheels; a term used to describe an object of transportation.

Man 1: YO! check out my new ride! i got it for 500 bucks.
Man 2: R0FL! That's an SOW!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

foghorn leghorn

a rooster part of the looney toons that stutters

Foghorn leghorn: "I..I..I sai...I said SHUT UP!!"

by J 0 K A June 30, 2006

wet

having a nasty shot; sick wit it

Jay: *swishes a half court shot*
crowd: WET!

by J 0 K A February 4, 2005

sin city

1. if u like movies where people get hit by a car going 100 mph 4 times and dieing, getting shot 1000 times and not dieing, and having a thing for bandages this movie is for you.
2. i recommend seeing this movie just for the ladies. Jessica Alba is really hot mainly because she plays the role of a stripper who wants to fuck a 50 yr old guy. The way she dances will turn u on as it did for me.

John: yea sin city wasn't that realistic. everyone is invicible.
Jay: yea but jessica alba is damn fine in it. =)

by J 0 K A May 9, 2005