Ivan P Spongenuts's definitions

Snotbot

To have a massive nose and a mobile phone linked to the echelon 2000 (see definition). A Snotbot has a liking for transformers and a cold, mechanical nature for harassing women over a prolonged period of time (normally by SMS).

"You look good in that dress" (Text sent to your sister)

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

Willows effect

like the lynx effect but a thousand times stronger. One problem you don't score, or at worst mucked around to the point of heart brake.
(helps if you look like a Danish porn star)

girl of dreams pisses of to France then scores. This leading to big trough in the mental mood sine wave

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

Sexy Text

A SMS message that contains sexually charged content from women that are pretending to be attracted to you. The message may aim to make a 'date' with you.

When you get a sexy text you will feel a short period of 'feel good' factor followed by months of self loathing and doubting the existence of “any good women”. You will not score a date.

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

Echelon 2000

The Echelon 2000 was designed by AG to keep a constant flow of “Sexy text” (See Definition) to females of AG's choice. The system is automated and utilises AG's mobile phone address book to constantly 'poll' a list of phone numbers with sms messages. The system is set-up to favour AG's friends sisters and has the ability to 'hack' their mobiles if extra information about them is needed.

Scenario: Someone's sister has has split with their boyfriend

Result: Mobile phone will be sent a extra 10 messages per week in the hope of scoring.

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005

Cutlack

To provoke and annoy anybody around you when your drunk, then to claim you not being annoying but to keep going on about it, making them self even more annoying.
A Cutlack normally has a beard and a very messy hair style that is balding

V.early morning time, people around you very drunk and at the state where you want to be left alone, a Cutlack lack will then start drilling you in the ribs with his hands (what a cock!)

by Ivan P Spongenuts April 3, 2005