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biphoria

The feeling of happiness a bisexual gets being in an mf relationship with another bisexual where not only do they get to mutual admire each other's bodies but can also mutual bond over a shared admiration and lust for dicks and pussies
Jim: You know I love how when I show you videos of girls rubbing themselves you get more horny then jealous. Truly euphoria knowing we can bond over that
Sally: More than euphoric it is biphoria. I also love the bulge you get when I describe the cocks I have sucked and how you say you would have joined me for it.

Jim: Hey nothing more biphoric then mutual lusting
by IshtarsSon October 12, 2023
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reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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long foreskin energy

The energy that comes from a guy who girls would trip over themselves to suck him off and other guys would pay for the privilege of being able to dock with him . So named as a long foreskin lets someone have the amazing feeling of being able to peel back with their lips until their tongue feels the smooth pink head. Furthermore the foreskin protects the head against keratinzation so the person sucking it has the amazing mouth feel of a moist and smooth dick.
Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.

Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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reprogrammable

When a woman is ovulating and thus ready to be turned into a babymaking machine with sufficent reprogramming.
Girl: Damn I am feeling really reprogrammable right now
Guy: Hey, my reprogrammer is ready for a good reprogramming session
Girl: My reprogramming port is wet already
by IshtarsSon September 22, 2023
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reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months
Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.
by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023
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#infectiouslycute

The hashtag describing a Corona baby because its cuteness is as infectious as the corona virus.
"We have a baby due this coming this December"
"coronababy?"
"Indeed it will be #infectiouslycute"
by IshtarsSon April 24, 2020
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