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Putinium

An alternative name for the compound Polonium-210 that was used to kill a critic of the Putin Administration in London. Polonium is so rare or a naturally occuring radioactive Isotope that it has to be created. The sheer gall of the action, however, is nothing in comparison to the big picture. Russia is but a shadow of what the USSR once was; they are in essence a third world country with no real infrastructure of consequence. On top of this assasination, two Anti-Putin Journalists were also killed. The Bear is not buried at all; it lays silent in the shadows, wounded, angry, and above all, dangerous.
The Putinium (Polonium-210) used in the assassination of the former KGB operative in London was traced back to a Russian Nuclear plant. Go figure.....1918 replay....the Bear Rising.
by Ironbrand February 1, 2007
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communard

- A member of a French commune

- The more pejorative definition: an ultra-violent French Marxist faction that arose at the conclusion of the Franco-Prussian war with the sole intent of throwing down the government and creating a proletariat paradise. The end result they sought was a fully state owned infra with high taxes and few freedoms. In this description, a communard is no better then a Trotskyite red; it is a fact that when the reds sought to bring their revolution to the world starting in 1918, France and Bulgaria were the most receptive to their message and as such were guilty of some repugnant actions in the name of Communism. Contrast France's actions with that of Germany or the UK to get a better picture.
"You americans need more government control; the freedom you have is a danger to the world."

"Freedom is a dangerous thing...especially to those who would deny it. Freedom could cause independent thought; can't have that!"

"The french believe in and support their government; they know what is best for their citizens. The high taxes we pay guarantee a working state, with out the dangerous freedoms you americans have!

(Middle finger gesture) Spoken like a true filthy Communard; shove your red faction bullshit up your ass!
by Ironbrand December 9, 2006
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Gorgle

A specialized search engine used by a wide variety of environmentalist types, from ones who simply refuse to see the truth to those who think Kyoto is of benefit. It acheives this by screening out any search results that are not green-oriented or reek of fell common sense
Gorgle Kyoto Recriminations....No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. hrmmmm

Gorgle Nuclear Plant Protests.....Results 1 - 10 of about 1,150,000 ...interesting....

Gorgle Nuclear Fusion Power......Due to the danger this poses to mother earth, all results have been blocked! Urge your Congressman to support the Kyoto Treaty!......What the hell? Is this some sort of joke!
by Ironbrand May 15, 2007
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schiavo vt. to schiavo

Background:

Despite the overall physical condition of Terry Schiavo, Randall Terry pro-life decided to stick his foot in the matter and screamed to the press how Terry was being murdered by the State. Even though the now politicized matter was punted to the judiciary, the damage had already been done; this bi-partisan slimy football will figure in the elections of '06 and '08. Therefore, the definition follows

Any attempt to subvert and negate base spousal rights through whatever means available, whether they are political or religion based, to further your own agenda, without regard to the person or persons so affected or the existence under which they presently dwell.

Insistence of accepting only the facts of a situation that fit your paradigm, ignoring any anomalies that may impugn the aforementioned so as to further the above.
Senator, the 23 strokes have left the patient brain dead. What shall we do?

Find a way to schiavo them.......and make sure you can blame someone else....it will make for good press coverage so we can get more free name recognition for the next election!
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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Clintonize

Background:

Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

Definition:

To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.
You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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fractoid

A person that utilizes at most a microscopic portion of their brain when addressing issues, far less than even the average human being; this condition is pre-dominant in recent college graduates as well as Congress
War for Oil! Gore Won! The Muslims are our Friends!

Fractoid...
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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