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Omgesus

Susie drops a plate and it breaks her damn leg.
Me: OMGESUS!!!
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Microphallus

When a dick is less than half a inch long
Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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Swatzi

I got arrested and fucked by a Swatzi

I hope u had fun
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Autocum

Shit I’m autocumming!
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Bisexual

when Someone likes guys and girls
Ryan is bisexual

I’m bisexual too!
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Boob juice

She fed the baby her boob juice
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Ball Gag

A rubber ball that is attached to a collar and is used for the man or woman to bite or suck on during sexual activity. Like sucking a mans massive testicle.
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