jared2013

A certain individual who most likely griefed your base, unless your name is <popbob>. Enjoys playing on <the oldest anarchy server in minecraft>.

Fit: jared2013 a loose cannon...
Fitfans: OH SHIT JARED
<2b2t> community: Fitfags

by InvaderInvader September 03, 2020

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

by InvaderInvader October 03, 2021

hermeticlock

2b2t player with a hilariously large ad budget. (taken verbatim from his instagram bio)

that feeling when oldfags get hermeticlock ads in their insta

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020

no good nick

the action when a netflix series that is actually good gets rekt and canceled due to corporate greed. takes its name from a series starring Siena Agudong.

when good series get the no good nick treatment, we only have shitshows like stranger things

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2020

flitterfloosh

The correct pronunciation and spelling of the frequently misspelled word "fluttershy"

Flitterfloosh is the correct spelling of the frequently misspelled word "fluttershy"

by InvaderInvader December 09, 2021

popbob

An infamous griefer on the minecraft server 2b2t known for destroying monuments

"Hi, i'm from VoCo and im here to kill popbob" -Vortex Coalition

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2019

LaGuardia Airport

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.

I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

by InvaderInvader October 03, 2021