Definitions by InvaderInvader

FAU

Florida Atlantic University, aka Fucking Awesome University. Minutes from the beach and able to (successfully) defend paradise (most of the time)! Go owls!

FAU Defends Paradise!

FAU by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

Greg Abbott by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

LaGuardia Airport 

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.

I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.

LaGuardia Airport by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

binding arbitration 

The latest in Corporate America’s sadly successful attempts to undermine democracy and make themselves above the law.

All disputes must be revolved by binding arbitration. You agree to waive your right to a trial by jury and that the judge will be this rigged-ass old man paid off by the company.

binding arbitration by InvaderInvader August 23, 2021

hausemasterbate 

When you use the popbob sex dupe on an anarchy minecraft admin

Imma hausemasterbate Phantom before constantiam goes down

hausemasterbate by InvaderInvader February 19, 2021

brat TV 

Content that tweens and teens "actually" like, but in reality is just the Disney Channel but worse. Very good at flooding the YouTube Homepage.

Also referred to as "BratTV" or just "Brat".

There is no worse way to spend your day than watching brat tv. Watch something real and good like the Mandalorian.

brat TV by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

you have lost connection to the server 

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

you have lost connection to the server by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020