news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 12, 2023

Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era

Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help

by IntergalactalEnergy May 23, 2023

Blood

Heinz ketchup that's inside of you

Bob: Just stabbed this guy in the chest and now for some reason ketchup is coming out of his body
Kevin: That's literally blood and you just unalived him

by IntergalactalEnergy August 07, 2023

Democracy

Democracy is when vote

Best SpongeBob episode:
100% One Course Meal
Worst SpongeBob episode:
1000000% Band Geeks

"I Love Democracy"

by IntergalactalEnergy August 17, 2023

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023

Animation

the action of drawing the same thing over and over again until it looks like it's moving. results in the de-attachment of a limb or red hands

His arm came off after creating an animation of a ball.

by IntergalactalEnergy August 16, 2023

Plucking the film imperfection

Originated from a comment in a Youtube video from a Tex Avery short called Magical Maestro where Butch plucks a hair piece in a 4th wall break

To pluck a string of hair out of a film projector whilst being a character in a movie.

Used in a sentence: "Yo Bob get rid of that string of hair in a corny fourth wall break"

"Yesiree George, time to do "Plucking the film imperfection"

by IntergalactalEnergy November 23, 2022