id10t form

A joke played on new military recruits. id10t is leet for idiot.

Sargent: Private, could you go get an id10t form from Administration?
Private: Sir, yes, sir!
Sargent: *snickers*

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

meaty oaker

How idiots spell mediocre.

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?

by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

Haiku

Five syllables first,
then seven come right after,
and five at the end.

This is a haiku,
if you need more description,
pleas just go elsewhere.

by Intelligence001 November 12, 2016

Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016

die

What people do when they are killed (duh)

People die when they are killed!

by Intelligence001 June 01, 2017

rot in a sack

A general insult for when someone exhausts your patience really quickly.

Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!

by Intelligence001 February 04, 2019

Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016