Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.

"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023

Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016

Cake

A lie.

The cake is a lie.

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016

English

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016

homophobia

Complete horseshit.

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.

by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016

Leaves from the vine

Probably the most profoundly saddening song ever written. From Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy, come marching home,
brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

by Intelligence001 June 21, 2020

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017