Intelligence001's definitions

English

The official language of the country of What.

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016

Mysogyny

Hatred of women. Often rewarded by a slap in the face.

Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?

by Intelligence001 June 18, 2016

politically incorrect

The opposite of politically correct. Ignore all the uneducated morons on this site, being politically incorrect is basically insulting everyone as you wish and acting like you have moral superiority over people who are actually educated "because it's your opinion." That's not freedom of speech, it's total jackassery.

Maybe if all the politically incorrect morons actually listened, it wouldn't be such a problem. (such as me typing this shit)

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2016

unconditional love

To love someone with no strings attached.

It's a shame that unconditional love isn't more common nowadays.

by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016

#

The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.

Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?

by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."

Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?

by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024